Jhatka Mat Khao! — Ep 1 previews

Remotion builds · 1080×1920 @ 30fps · placeholder voice (macOS Rishi) until ElevenLabs is wired in

• v2 follows ep01-v2-khel-khatam.md: POV cold open, freeze-frame spark, Jhatka's "KHEL KHATAM!", the cutaway insert, a black-and-white danger montage, OFF → PLUG → ON as snap cuts, Sharma Uncle's jugaad cameo, and the "Har baar / Har hafte / Har mahine" end tag.
• Cut lengths derive from the voice lines, so the edit re-times itself when the ElevenLabs voice replaces the placeholder.
• Golu, Jhatka and Uncle are code-rigged vector puppets; mouths are driven by Rhubarb from the audio. Sets are ChatGPT artwork; the PG room is a vector stand-in until its artwork lands.